Weird Design Ad: Chinese Porcelain

Like a creepy looking, otherwise adorable, caucasian child with a box mysteriously floating under her chin.

Take Two....

Although they removed the make-up and chopsticks, the 25+ pound statue, also mysteriously floating on this poor kid's lap, is somehow still not working.

And is that statue's boob popping out!? Hello, PG-13.
Weird design ads are going to be my new Friday theme. I've got a whole stack of them.